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This entry is for Hassan, because he thinks that Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise Senator could pwnz0r Palpatine .

Hassan, here is what would happen.

1) Palpatine Sets his dark side to 1337 (capable of pwnzing n00bs like picard)

2) Palpatine would of course pwn picard with his 1337-ass force lighting, after diposing of his gay ass phaser

3)Picard's life signs will start to go down and Dr. Crusher onboard the Enterprise will analyze them and figure out what's wrong. But then Palpatine would FUCK THAT BITCH UP.

4)O'Brien is a f4g, so he try will lock onto Picard's position and try to beam him back to the Enterprise, but will only be able to do so partially. This will keep Picard from being completely destroyed by the force, until palpatine and his mad genius/politian skills kind away it.

5)Scans will show that Picard's being killed by the force, and then scans will indicate that the "force" is merely manipulations of the elecromagnetic and gravitational forces! TO BAD THAT HE WAS WRONG, AND DIDNT REALIZE THAT THE FORCE HAS TO DO WITH MIDICLORIANS AND SHIT, NOT GRAVITY. n00b.

6)While Riker dicks around for 5 mins, Picard gets more and more pwnz'd.

7)La Forge redirects the ship's graviton collectors to divert gravitons to the planet using low frequency pulses to guide them. Palpatine senses great n00bness in the force, and fucking force explodes the ship, killing everyone in it, including the small fraction of picard that was in it.

8) Picard thinks he wins, but what is this? Enterprise exploded, causeing  his faliure of a plan to back fire. THE DARK SIDE IS STRONG, INCLUDING HIS FORCE SATCHEL, WHICH HE USES TO PWN PICARD.

9) Palpatine laughs, and concludes "DARK-SIDE, MUTHAFUCKA!" as he destroys Picard with his force lightning.

STAR WARS WINS YAY

I am uber-nerd.